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Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

damonssalvatoree:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

million-dollar-juicebox:

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THIS IS MY SWAMP

strangepicturesofshrek:

what are you doing in my swamp

strangepicturesofshrek:

what are you doing in my swamp

fullmetalbutler:

shrek is love
shrek is life

manafromheaven:

fruitycat:

GODDAMMIT JIMBLES

iM fuCKING SOBBIng

natmastafunk:

It’s time

(Source: asparagays)

fake-dildo:

is that a fedora on her head

fake-dildo:

is that a fedora on her head

(Source: insanityreality)

crazeecorbin asked: Is it common to occasionally feel tickles in mah dangus

albythemoonbear:

U better see a droctor to droctor

gayindustrialcomplex:

what is this and how can i never see it again

(Source: earloffabulousness)

rainy-afternoons:

when you and your friend say the same thing at the same time

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(Source: levi-ackermaan)

nevvzealand:

all grandmas smell the same

(Source: moseby)

mcry:

how t o kiss boy

  • walk over to a boy
  • extend your limb, caressing his cheeks tenderly
  • without moving your head or body, extend your lips so they meet the edge of his ear
  • sc rE AM NOOT NOOT 
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  •   NOOOT NOO Ot;
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